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The Science, The Tricks, & The Laughs Behind The Numbers

Minimum car mileage standards are something we've all seen plastered on window stickers at dealerships—those numbers that claim how many miles per gallon (mpg) your next car will supposedly get. But behind these seemingly simple numbers is a history filled with oil crises, scientific ingenuity, creative testing hacks, and a few funny mishaps along the way. 

Why Minimum Mileage Standards Exist

The concept of minimum car mileage was first established back in the 1970s, during the 1973 oil crisis. For further reading on the oil crisis and its impact on fuel economy standards, you can refer to sources like the U.S. Department of Energy's history of the oil crisis or the Environmental Protection Agency's CAFE standards overview (https://www.epa.gov/fueleconomy). Faced with skyrocketing oil prices and dwindling supplies, leaders in the United States realized they needed to take action to reduce fuel consumption. This led to the creation of the Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards in 1975.  (https://www.nhtsa.gov/laws-regulations/corporate-average-fuel-economy). The goal? To ensure that cars rolling off the production line were more efficient, saving both money for consumers and fuel for the nation.

These standards have evolved over time, and today, every car manufacturer must meet certain minimum mpg standards averaged across their entire fleet. This regulatory push set the stage for increasingly creative and, sometimes, downright funny approaches to mileage testing.

Mileage Testing: From Lab Tests to the Highway

When calculating car mileage, manufacturers put their vehicles through a series of tests that aim to represent real-world conditions. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) outlines the procedures and protocols for these tests, which are available at (https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/how_tested.shtml). The main methods include the use of dynamometers (essentially treadmills for cars) and specific driving cycles like the Urban Dynamometer Driving Schedule (UDDS) for city driving and the Highway Fuel Economy Test (HWFET) for open roads.

But here’s where it gets interesting: these lab numbers don’t always match up with what drivers see on the road. In fact, lab results are often adjusted downwards by 10-20% to account for variables like traffic, road conditions, or even unpredictable events—like the occasional laboratory hamster making its home under the hood (yes, that supposedly really happened!).

Quirky Mileage Testing Anecdotes

1. The Tape Trick

Back in the day, some manufacturers used tape to cover body seams during testing to reduce drag and boost aerodynamics. While this worked well for the test results, it wasn’t exactly practical for a car that needed to withstand normal driving—unless, of course, you wanted to drive around with duct tape all over your car. Unsurprisingly, this little trick was soon banned.

2. "Feather Foot" Drivers

Mileage testers have long employed so-called "feather foot" drivers—test drivers known for barely touching the gas pedal in an attempt to get the absolute best fuel efficiency numbers. These drivers are known for accelerating so slowly that, if they were on a real road, they'd probably get honked at… a lot. This approach, while effective in testing, is laughably unrealistic for everyday drivers who have places to be and aren’t competing in a "slowest acceleration contest."

3. Weight Loss Tricks

In a bid to get the highest mileage numbers, some manufacturers would strip test cars of everything non-essential. Spare tire? Gone. Stereo system? Nope. Air conditioning compressor belt? Definitely removed—just to ensure the AC didn’t accidentally kick on. These weight-reduced vehicles were basically hollowed-out shells, leaving testers to joke, "Sure, this car gets 40 mpg… if you’re okay with zero comforts."

4. Rolling Downhill for Science

It’s said that early mileage tests could’ve just as easily been called "rolling downhill competitions". Some test drivers would joke that, with the right downhill slope, you could claim amazing mileage numbers. The absurdity of using "perfect hill" conditions became an ongoing joke in the testing community, and although today’s tests are much stricter, the idea of finding those mileage-boosting hacks hasn’t quite gone away.

6. The "Average Driver" Myth

Mileage tests are designed to represent an "average driver". But here’s the thing: that driver—the one who never accelerates too hard, never brakes too suddenly, and never drives too fast—is a mythical being. Testers joke that if this person existed in real life, they’d probably be the least fun driver on any road trip, and yet, their mild-mannered ways are what determine the mileage figures printed on new cars.

7. Pizza Run Gone Wrong

There’s a classic story of a tester wanting to prove a car’s real-world mileage by timing a pizza delivery run. The plan backfired. The pizza was late, the mileage was terrible, and the driver realized that real-world driving—with its stops, starts, and sudden lane changes—is nothing like the perfectly controlled environment of a lab. It was a reminder that the lab is neat and tidy, but the real world is chaos.

How Mileage Gets Reported Today

When you see those mileage numbers on a car, they’re based on a mix of city (55%) and highway (45%) driving. The EPA sets strict guidelines that all manufacturers must follow, so every vehicle is tested under the same conditions. Of course, actual driving—like dealing with traffic, weather, and personal driving habits—can make a difference,

 Updates to EPA Testing (2008 and Beyond)

In 2008, the EPA realized that their old testing methods didn’t always reflect modern driving. To fix that, they updated the rules that every automaker has to follow, making the tests more realistic. Now, they take into account a lot more real-world factors, such as:

• Higher Speeds and Aggressive Driving: The tests now simulate faster speeds and quicker acceleration, reflecting how most of us actually drive on highways and in traffic.

• Cold Weather: Cold temperatures can impact fuel efficiency, especially in gas-powered cars. The updated tests consider this, giving you more accurate numbers for winter driving.

• Air Conditioning Usage: Running the A/C can increase fuel consumption, and now that’s included in the EPA’s tests, so the numbers reflect what happens on a hot summer day.

• Shorter Trips and Idle Time: Stop-and-go traffic and quick errands are part of the new testing protocol, which better reflects typical city driving.

 Thanks to these updates—and the fact that all manufacturers have to use the same guidelines—the fuel economy ratings on new cars are more accurate than ever. While real-world results might vary a bit depending on how and where you drive, these numbers give you a much better idea of what to expect

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Are you feeling the effects of the tough economy? If so we get it. The allure of buying a car from a third party, like Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace, can be pretty tempting. You might be thinking you’ll score a great deal and have a bit more control over the process. But, as car dealers, we've seen just about every kind of transaction you can imagine, The hard truth is that tough times bring scammers out of the woodwork. They are looking to take advantage of your desire to save money. Even when you're dealing with a legitimate , what you don't know or even consider could lead to wishing you never attended that "Third Party". Here are some of the common pitfalls of going the third-party route and why buying from a dealer might be a safer bet.

Watch Out for Incomplete or Suspicious Listings

You know that saying, “If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is”? That’s especially true when you're scrolling through online listings. A lot of times, sellers might leave out critical details like mileage, the car’s history, or even clear photos. They might just be sloppy, or worse, they might be trying to hide something. For example, some sellers intentionally omit information about major accidents or title issues to lure in unsuspecting buyers. If the price is super low and the description is vague, take it as a red flag. As a dealer, our reputation depends on it providing solid information on every car. You won’t get that level of transparency with just any random seller online.

Be weary of listings that use stock photos instead of actual pictures of the car. This can be a sign that the seller is not being upfront about the condition of the vehicle. Also, listings that encourage you to contact the seller directly via email or off-platform could be part of a scam. These tactics are often used to avoid platform scrutiny and are a major red flag.

Never Skip a Vehicle History Check

This can't be stressed enough. Always check the vehicle’s history using the VIN. Services like Carfax or AutoCheck are your best friends here. So many people get stuck with cars that have been in serious accidents, have salvage titles, or have odometer rollbacks. That's where the seller illegally reduces the mileage shown on the odometer to make the car appear less used. 

Some vehicles may have had multiple owners, which can complicate the vehicle's history and raise concerns about consistent maintenance. Additionally, cars that have been used as rental vehicles or in ride-sharing services may have undergone more wear and tear than typical private-use vehicles. A thorough history report can help you identify these factors, but it's something many third-party sellers might not disclose upfront.

Verify the Seller’s Identity and Legitimacy

Here’s a scary thought: not everyone who posts a car online actually owns it. Always ask to see the seller’s ID and make sure it matches the name on the title. This step helps ensure that the person you’re dealing with has the legal right to sell the car. News stories often highlight people getting scammed by someone selling a car “for a friend” or worse, a stolen vehicle. Without proper verification, you could end up buying a car that’s not legally yours. When you buy from a dealer, you know exactly who you’re dealing with.

Be aware of sellers who are overly eager to close the deal quickly. They may pressure you to complete the transaction before you have time to verify details or may refuse to meet in person. These are often tactics used by scammers to push through fraudulent sales. Always insist on meeting in a public place and conducting the transaction in person. If the seller resists, consider it a red flag.

Don’t Skip the Test Drive

You wouldn’t believe how many folks out there buy cars without even test-driving them. Huge mistake! Even if you’re mechanically savvy, a professional inspection is crucial. This isn’t just about making sure the engine runs; it’s about uncovering potential issues that could cost you thousands down the line. For example, a car might have hidden rust damage, transmission issues, or electrical problems that aren’t immediately noticeable. Dealers have mechanics who inspect every vehicle before it’s put on the lot. We make sure everything is in good shape, and if it’s not, fix it. You can’t always trust a private seller to do the same, and once you hand over that cash, any problems are your problems.

Consider having the inspection done at an independent, trusted mechanic, not one recommended by the seller. Sellers might suggest their own mechanic or a shop they are familiar with, but this can lead to biased reports that favor the seller. Also, pay attention to how the car behaves during the test drive, especially under different driving conditions, like acceleration, braking, and cornering. Listen for unusual noises, which could indicate underlying issues.

Safe Payment Methods Are a Must

Handling the payment part of the deal can be tricky. Cash is risky, wire transfers can be scams, and PayPal might not cover you in disputes over a car. There have been instances where buyers paid cash, only to later discover that the car had a lien on it, meaning the previous owner still owed money to a lender. This situation can get messy fast, with the lender potentially repossessing the car. At a dealership, you get safe, secure payment options, whether you’re financing, leasing, or paying outright. We even handle the title transfer for you, so there’s no chance of getting stuck with a car you can’t legally drive.

Always verify that the title is free and clear of liens before making any payment. Ask the seller to provide documentation proving that any loans have been paid off. If possible, complete the transaction at a bank or credit union where the transfer of funds and title can be done securely and simultaneously. This minimizes the risk of fraud and ensures that all legal aspects of the sale are properly handled.

Make Sure All the Paperwork Is in Order

When buying from a third party, you’re responsible for making sure all the paperwork is correct, bill of sale, title transfer, and so on. If anything’s missing or filled out wrong, it can lead to big problems, like not being able to register the car. Imagine buying a car, driving it home, and then finding out at the DMV that you can’t register it because the title is still in the previous owner’s name or because there’s a mistake on the paperwork. Car dealerships handle the paperwork for you. It’s part of the service, and it ensures that everything is legal and above board. Plus, dealerships are familiar with the specific requirements of your state or county, which can vary and be confusing for someone not used to dealing with these transactions.

Don't leave such an important purchase to chance. Protect yourself from potential scams, hidden issues, and legal headaches by choosing a trusted dealership for your next vehicle. Visit us today to browse our selection of thoroughly inspected vehicles, enjoy secure payment options, and let our experienced team handle all the paperwork, so you can drive away with peace of mind. Your next car is waiting, take the safe route and make it yours!

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It's That Time of Year

Schools are out, and that means families everywhere are gearing up for their next big adventure. With modern tools like GPS and travel apps, planning a road trip has never been easier. But not that long ago, just getting from one part of the country to another was not only dangerous, but almost unheard of for leisure traveling!.

You Thought Your Trip Was Tough

In 1903, H. Nelson Jackson and Sewall K. Crocker took on the challenge of driving across the United States in a car. They faced rough roads, breakdowns, and navigational hiccups. Their journey showed everyone that road trips were possible and sparked a love for the open road. It was many years later that road conditions and infrastructure developed to the point of making them practical. 

AAA To The Rescue

While AAA is synonymous with roadside assistance today, it was their TripTiks, introduced in 1937, that revolutionized road trips.  These custom-made maps charted detailed routes, pinpointed interesting attractions, and even offered safety advice. For families venturing out on vacation, TripTiks became an essential tool, ensuring they knew exactly where to go and what hidden gems awaited them along the way.

In addition to TripTiks, the AAA TourBook, was the go to guide for hotels, motels, restaurants, and gas stations across various regions. These books were invaluable, providing not only addresses and phone numbers but also reviews, price ranges, and amenities. However, the information could quickly become outdated, leading to occasional surprises.

Navigating to these locations was another challenge. Families had to plot their routes on paper maps, which required careful attention to detail and a good sense of direction. Map reading became a crucial skill, and having a designated navigator in the car was often essential.

Despite meticulous planning, it wasn't uncommon for families to face unexpected detours or arrive at their destinations only to find that a hotel was fully booked or a gas station was closed. These situations require flexibility and quick thinking. Sometimes, it meant driving further down the road to find the next available option or asking locals for recommendations.

Road Trip Evolution: From Maps to Magic

The lack of real-time information made these trips feel more adventurous but also more stressful. thankfully, the introduction of GPS ushered in a new era, replacing the days of bulky maps and dog-eared travel guides with the convenience of digital tools that could guide us to the nearest station, and beyond. GPS navigation replaced wrong turns with turn-by-turn guidance and real-time traffic updates, making getting lost a distant memory. Trips became efficient, stress-free, and even safer.

Smartphones took it a step further. Apps like Google Maps and TripAdvisor provide everything from gas stations to attractions at your fingertips. Families can now be spontaneous, with real-time reviews helping them find the best places to eat, sleep, and explore – making every adventure more enjoyable.

While it’s fun to look into the past to see how far we’ve come, choosing the right car for your family vacation is just as important today. The right vehicle can make all the difference in ensuring a comfortable, enjoyable, and stress-free journey for everyone. Here are some key considerations when selecting the perfect car for your next family adventure:

Space and Comfort

One of the most important factors is ensuring that there is enough space for both passengers and luggage. Long road trips require ample room to stretch out and relax. Look for vehicles with spacious interiors, adjustable seating, and plenty of cargo space. Features like captain's chairs, third-row seating, and foldable seats can provide added flexibility and comfort.

Advanced Safety Features

Safety is paramount, especially when traveling with family. Modern cars come equipped with advanced safety features that can significantly enhance your peace of mind. Look for vehicles with adaptive cruise control, lane-keeping assist, blind-spot monitoring, and automatic emergency braking. These features can help prevent accidents and ensure a safer driving experience.

Entertainment Options

Keeping everyone entertained during long drives is essential. Modern vehicles offer a variety of entertainment options to keep passengers occupied. Look for cars with built-in entertainment systems, such as DVD or Blu-ray players, rear-seat screens, and connectivity options for streaming devices. Wi-Fi hotspots and multiple USB ports can also be a lifesaver for keeping devices charged and connected.

Fuel Efficiency and Reliability

Fuel-efficient vehicles, including hybrids and electric cars, are excellent choices for long road trips. They offer better mileage, which means fewer stops for gas and more savings. Additionally, environmentally friendly options help reduce your carbon footprint. Regular maintenance is also crucial to ensure your vehicle is in top condition and ready for any adventure. Make sure to check tire pressure, oil levels, and other essential fluids before hitting the road.

Don't Let Your Current Car Be the Bump in Your Next Road Trip!
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